the Greater Nomadic Council

You Are A Crackhead. Why Don't You Own A Crackpipe?

On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At the time, I had no idea why anyone would do that. Other than the sparkplugs, the bike was untouched.

From a Craigslist post titled Hey Crackhead.

(via Boing Boing)