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Mimi on Muppet Genitalia

She writes:

Leaving aside the problem of how we have simply got to stop making dirty references about the Muppets in the presence of Nora's soon-to-be-comprehending ears, why is the notion of an uncircumcised Ernie so funny? I think it has something to do with the dusky feltiness of his "skin." That night I thought a bit more about Muppet genitalia---the slender gothic cock of the Count, the unnaturally pink labia of Prairie Dawn, the terrifying prospect of Cookie Monster's furry blue junk (god, think of the SCROTUM on that guy!), but then I started to freak out a little so I just went to bed early.