the Greater Nomadic Council

Desperation

Only two days left and he hasn't yet had a single bid. It's funny that he doesn't even know if he's going to get a bit of split mutton or have his chimney swept out.

Update: It looks like eBay killed the auction (or the guy may have become discouraged and cancelled it). It was an 18-year-old male selling his virginity to the highest bidder, male or female. I checked late last night and there was one bidder: for a dollar.