July 01, 2004

Why I Hate America

Lyrics like this:

To each his own it's plain to see
To walk alone you have to be
It's all for you and all for me, you'll see

I’m gonna miss you, yes, I will
No matter who you are, I’ll love you still
For my life is my conscience, the seeds I sow
I just wanted to let you know

Familiar faces that I’ve seen
Turnin’ red and turnin’ green
They just got caught with writing on their sleeve, I guess I’ll leave

That's crap. It doesn't even make any sense—that's why I hate America. But if you disagree, you can book them for your next backyard barbecue.

Posted by redstripe at July 1, 2004 03:57 PM
Comments

Only liberals are allowed to hate America. Haven't you heard?

Posted by: mallarme at July 1, 2004 03:59 PM

Liberals and dudes named Khalid. Check out the last line of his post—I don't think he's talking about Dewey Bunnell and Willie Leacox.

Incidentally, one of America's crappy guitarists, Gerry Beckley, was born in Fort Worth. Maybe you FunkyTowners can get a discount on your wedding receptions.

Posted by: David at July 1, 2004 04:06 PM
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