the Greater Nomadic Council: Plungers Where They Shouldn't Be

July 23, 2004

Plungers Where They Shouldn't Be

This is one of the funniest and most excruciating stories I've read in quite a while. Why is it that another's suffering can be so hilarious?

Posted by mallarme at July 23, 2004 10:34 AM

Comments

That is without a doubt the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I am literally in tears right now.

Posted by: Supersixone at July 23, 2004 11:11 AM

BTW, the best part is the visual you get from him trying to get to his car.
Kinda reminds me of the time I burnt my genitals real bad on a canteloupe.

Posted by: Supersixone at July 23, 2004 11:12 AM

Fucilli Jerry has nothing on that.

Posted by: David at July 23, 2004 11:34 AM

Are you serious about burning your genitals on a canteloupe? I can never tell with you.

Posted by: mallarme at July 23, 2004 02:09 PM

Yes, sadly, yes I am.
I will write the story if you wish. It is quite funny. I can tone down the language, but not the theme.

Posted by: Supersixone at July 23, 2004 02:31 PM

I for one would prefer for that one to remain shrouded in mystery.

Posted by: sleepnotwork at July 23, 2004 02:37 PM

No, no. By all means, write it up if it's funny.

Posted by: mallarme at July 23, 2004 02:38 PM

At least for the mailing list, if not the blog.

Posted by: mallarme at July 23, 2004 02:39 PM

No no no--for the blog! The Greater Nomadic Council is pro-free speech. I insist that you tell your story to the world.

Posted by: David at July 23, 2004 02:52 PM

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing it here, just didn't know if he wanted to post it or not. That said, I'm against free speech in all forms. Long live censorship!

Posted by: mallarme at July 23, 2004 03:01 PM

It is in writing now. will be up soon. I have no shame. After all I was only 18 or 19. I have grown a lot since then.

Posted by: Supersixone at July 23, 2004 03:05 PM