the Greater Nomadic Council

Appreciate Me

Today is System Administrator Appreciation Day. Bow and worship me, peons. As Cory Doctorow writes:

I'm here to tell you that sysadmins are the secret masters of the universe, underappreciated, all powerful, and indispensable. The world would crumble into dust but for the diligent work of our sysadmins.

Now shower me with praise, money, and drugs.