the Greater Nomadic Council

Correlation Must Equal Causation

Since I've stopped blogging about politics, Bush has taken the lead in electoral votes. In fact, it happened quite shortly after the change in emphasis here. To all the Kerry supporters out there, I apologize. I had no idea my voice was so influential! The logs only show 100-200 people a day visiting this site. I guess they're all incredibly persuasive and well-connected folks. Who knew? Alas, Kerry must do without my help for a while longer, at least. It's time he learns to fly on his own. I cannot hold his hand and shore up his campaign through November. Really, it's for your own good, Senator. Now start flapping those little downy wings of yours and avoid the neighbor's dog.