October 22, 2004

Newsflash!

George Bush and John Kerry are cousins. Sadly, this is not a joke. Maybe we should just skip the preliminaries and go right back to monarchy.

Posted by mallarme at October 22, 2004 12:26 AM
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I appreciate the sentiment, but this is isn't really any sort of indicator of some kind of aristocratic hegemony in the U.S. - I think you can only go back about seven generations before we're all cousins.

I think what's really funny is that Bush has two more generations in his lineage than Kerry does - babies making babies!

Posted by: Sleepnotwork at October 22, 2004 12:06 PM
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