the Greater Nomadic Council

Election Night Guide

We've all been obsessively watching the swing state polls, but how to interpret the results on November 2nd? Which states must Kerry or Bush win? Which losses signal that one should abandon all hope? Contrapositive has the goods. The best line:

We will probably know who the next President is sometime before 11PM--or not until December.

I imagine I'll print this out and have it by my side while I'm watching the results come in... provided I can get out of class early that night.