November 15, 2004
Why Protestors Need More Organization
Surfing through Taibbi's Alternet archives, I find there is one I missed at the time on the protest techniques at the GOP convention.
The article is worth reading in its entirety. Basically, Taibbi argues that the antiwar movement will only create a spectacle capable of generating fear and worry in the hearts of politicians if they develop stricter forms of organization. This is a feeling many of us on the Left have, but few are willing to express because of moral objections having to do with the primacy of creative autonomy and individual expression. Uniforms are associated with discredited communist tactics or extremist anarchist groups. This is all true enough, but unpragmatic in today's world. We definitely do need disciplined groups on the Left who will submit to intelligent direction for the greater good. In other democracies, it seems that the more organized the Left is, the more equal a society they are able to construct. The decline of unions and other organized groups goes hand in hand with the rise of neoconservatism.
Realistically, the things that impress average Americans are demonstrations of discipline and will to power--things the antiwar groups consistently fail to accomplish. 300,000 people showing up uniformed and operating in an organized manner suggests that forces capable of challenging the established order are arising and cannot simply be dismissed as resentful youth.
I couldn't agree more. Although I'll admit to having some serious fascistic tendencies, so I'm really less concerned with the political impact than with the sense of power and purpose that I would derive from being one of a uniform pack. For the next major protest, I think we (the left Nomads) should take it upon ourselves to promote the idea - I know that a few of us were in Marching band, so we could probably remember enough to organize a few hours worth of drills in advance of the event. A few sharp Left Faces are really what the movement needs, after all.
And if I could tentatively suggest a uniform - olive green fatigues, combat boots, and red berets.
I have bad memories from marching band. I'll pass...
...unless, of course, I get to be the leader. Then you will all feel the crushing boot heel of my benevolent will!
Olive green fatigues--where do we get those? Or should we order our uniforms from the Canuks?
I have to veto the red berets, though.
I had a better idea, actually - just black slacks (no jeans! Sharp creases!) and black button-down shirts, plus red bandanas and sunglasses (preferably square-rimmed). This way everyone probably already has or can easily and cheaply get the needed materials.
Why a nix on the red berets, though? They're threatening AND vaguely French, a combination that I think would be ideal.
Well, I mainly just don't want to wear one. Also, too much of an association with communinism for my taste.
I thought that was the point. I think we should all just wear those pointy Nazi helmets. That, or pastry chef hats.
You guys clearly aren't taking Tiabbi's suggestion seriously.
And berets are cool.
Fuck you guys.
I do think protestors could use more organization, but I am not a protestor so I feel free to make mocking suggestions. I'm not wearing any uniform. My role is leader.