As Majikthise mentioned a rogues gallery, here's a villain:

Woah. I'd hit it.
(Just saying what everyone else is thinking . . .)
Brilliant! Worthy inaugural member of the Rogues Gallery. Post, TK.
Whoops! Lesson for the day, kids - remember, on the internets, even complete strangers can read what you type!
Anyway, Lindsay, I meant it in the most non-sexist way possible.
Call me.