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Yushchenko Poisoned

You know, sometimes you think politics are bad here, then you see crazy sh!t like this. The best part is this bit of opposition spin, worthy of Rove:

Mr Yanukovych’s supporters ridiculed the opposition, saying the illness was probably caused by bad sushi, too much cognac or a severe case of herpes. A parliamentary investigation found no evidence of poisoning.

And now, an IM transcript:

psychometrix says: thats awesome press
psychometrix says: bad case of herpes
psychometrix says: WOOHOOO
psychometrix says: the man has no morals! And we don't have to prove it!!!!

Indeed.