March 05, 2005
The Chicken Matrix
No, this isn't PETA's Mootrix video, but a real product called the E-Z Catch Harvester that runs through a flock of chickens and sweeps them onto fast moving conveyer belts. Check out the video. There are scenes that look disturbingly like the dystopian sequences in the Matrix. Interestingly, none of the features listed say anything about protecting the chickens from harm. Imagine that.
(via BoingBoing)
Posted by mallarme at March 5, 2005 01:38 PM
Comments
I'm also disspointed that it does not say anything about a price. We need to enlarge that and use it in New York. It would make my commute faster.
Posted by: Smeej at March 5, 2005 08:43 PM
Bwahahah... no kidding. You could also use it to round up the homeless. So many applications!
Posted by: mallarme at March 6, 2005 11:55 AM
After watching this it was very hard for me to eat my hot wings.
Posted by: manny at March 6, 2005 07:38 PM