the Greater Nomadic Council

Robot Revolution

It has begun:

Instead, the crazed automaton – reportedly the size of a good-sized TV, which in California means it must be at least the size of the average British garden shed - careened past the drug depository before barging into a room in the hospital’s radiation oncology department where an examination was in progress.

The psychotic pill pusher reportedly refused to leave, sending both doctor and patient fleeing for their lives.

It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive patients or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the robots will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new android overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted blogger I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.